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Funky Geisha Cabo San Lucas Reviews from The Last Year
One of my best experiences was the delicious food and I loved the fireworks :) I would definitely go again.
The fireworks are the best ;) they are very beautiful I enjoyed the place so much I loved it I highly recommend it
The attention of the staff is very good, very friendly and the food is delicious, the fireworks are very beautiful, everything is great.
On my visit to Los Cabos, it is the best place I could attend. I highly recommend it, it is worth it, the place is beautiful...
Would have been great had it not been for club music and souvenir sellers from the beach
After looking at the menu online and reading other reviews about the food, I was excited to come here for dinner the other night. However, my husband and I left after we ordered water. The club music was just unbelievably loud and obnoxious it made us so tense. This was at 5pm. We sat down thinking, "We'll ignore the music and make the most of this." But we just couldn't due to the very loud club music. We also saw another couple start to come in and turned around and left, maybe because the music was such a turn off? One other issue is that it's right on the beach so the souvenir sellers kept coming up to us offering us the shirts and hats they were selling...but the real kicker is the guy then muttered under his breath that he has great drugs. We tried to ignore him but he kept lingering advertising his drugs to us, until I turned to him and told him flat out we aren't into that. I know he wasn't part of the restaurant but perhaps the staff can do a better job keeping these people away from their patrons. The waitstaff was very friendly. The decor was cool. And the food seemed like it would be good. But perhaps the manager should consider turning down the music a lot until maybe 10pm or so, when the party people come out.
Excellent service wonderful experience!
Nice place with good music and a very good atmosphere. The food recommended by our waiter Thomas was spot on, exquisite glazed salmon with an apple curry that was the best of the night! There was also a fireworks show and that gave the night a plus! Thank you very much and of course we will return!
!!VERY GOOD EXPERIENCE!!!😍😍
Very nice place and delicious food, I loved the atmosphere, beautiful view and the waiter Héctor Ruelas was very attentive, I recommend it 🤩🤩
Everything exceeded my expectations with Asian food, I recommend it 100%
I went to celebrate a birthday, the music was incredible, the fireworks fantastic, the incredible treatment from Hector, very good, friendly
Excellent service😊
This place is excellent for a dinner as a couple or as a family. It really exceeded my expectations, excellent service and an exquisite dinner. I recommend it 100% 😁😁
Excellent service from waiter Koko
We went to celebrate a friend's birthday and everything was incredible. We come from California and the service was very incredible. I thank the entire kitchen staff.
Nice atmosphere and very good service
Very good service to the waiter who has the same last name as mine! Wheels the incredible view we returned to Mexico the incredible food
BACHELOR/Bachelorette PARTY SUCCESS
What a great atmosphere!! Thank you guys so much!!! Hector mi amigo and Thomas, Maui and Brasil and Oahu will love you two forever for blessing us in such a magnificent way 🇧🇷🤝🤍✝️ When you guys brought out the fireworks for us what a time!!! Love you guys for such an amazing time!! Jourdan and I (Diogo ) will be forever in debt for the great hospitality you guys showed us!!!
Way over priced.
$330 for a room. Beds are comfortable and have a large shower. No water pressure, takes 5 minutes for water to get hot. No desk chair and no outlets near desk. Great view. Very expensive restaurants associated with hotel. $20.00 for a hamburger.
Weekend visit to this hotel.
..we had high hopes based on it being advertised as a five-star hotel. Pros: 1. Beautiful views of pool and ocean from the rooms. Each room seems to have either a balcony or patio to enjoy, 2. Welcome drink upon check-in, complimentary bottle of bubbles, complimentary mimosa at first breakfast. 3. Upon hours of check-in, we were asked many times if everything was ok...this was before anything could happen and we were not asked again after the initial 18 hours. 4. The drinks are delicious at Taboo, as well as at the lobby bar. The bartenders are attentive and skilled. Cons: 1. The DJ at the pool plays the exact same set list everyday and often repeats the same songs. He walks away frequently so don't have high expectations for the music. 2. Oddly enough the weekend we were there a violinist often came out to perform with the DJ at the pool. And she performed the same music each day. 3. The food at Taboo is terrible. Seemingly defrosted seafood croquettes and a terrible feta dish we shared for lunch on our arrival day. This food was not edible. The kitchen was giving everyone a complimentary hummus platter - much much better! Lunch of two unedible appetizers and four drinks came to $187 USD. 4. Complimentary breakfast each morning at the hotel - we were very optimistic as it's a seated breakfast with many options on a menu. The servers are friendly who take your order....and then promptly forget what you order. It became a comedy of errors - asking multiple times for forgotten items or hot sauce and just getting used to receiving half of the order. Additionally, skip the bread basket as it is always stale - how is it possible that the bread is stale no matter how early or late you arrive for breakfast? The food is edible but not fantastic. 5. The pool....we got down to the pool early on our first full day only to discover that although we were paying $$$$ for a five-star hotel experience (which you would think would include the pool), there are reserved signs on most of the chaises. We learned that the hotel and the restaurant share the pool. You can pay for a cabana or daybed or chaise....or you can sit further away for free. We opted for that and found two chaises facing out towards the ocean. After about an hour, a few frat boys arrived and found an employee who came over to tell us that the bros reserved 8 chairs and we were using two of them. We questioned these 'men' to ask them about what reservation policy did they follow. They claimed that they followed the hotel's policy of reserving seats by putting items on the chairs at 7am. (Yet as we noted - only two chairs had items on them and we did not sit on those). We begrudgingly moved to other seats which recently opened up. And, we checked with the hotel about it's policy. We learned that there is no 'policy' at all - you can use a free chair or pay for a chair - it's that simple. 6. Good luck getting a towel other than the one on your chair at the pool. I swiped one and when the worker tried to get it back, I told him no as I was planning to get into the pool and didn't want the chair wet. Most hotels freely offer towels to paying guests. I had to hide my extra towel. 7. Housekeeping....after our first full day, housekeeping visited our room at 6:30pm while we were showering and getting ready to go out for the evening. So it wasn't possible to make up the room - we tried to replace towels - we only received a few towels. (The next day we stopped one of the housekeepers, gave her $ and asked for our room to be cleaned during the day. It was clean by the time we returned). 8. When we asked the front desk about areas to explore to go shopping...we were met with blank looks. We explained what we were looking for and she had an idea, we looked it up and we took an Uber to it only to find it closed. This is a basic question - while it seems like other guests in the reviews had a concierge, we did not. Maybe there could be information shared at check-in like this. 9. To get an Uber at the hotel, we initially were using 'ME Hotel' as our location. Word to the wise...do not do this. We had to walk down the long driveway to the gate and the Ubers will often cancel. It took us to our last full day to learn that instead we should put in 'Nikki Beach' into the location for Uber and it picks up and drops off in a loading area/closer gate that is much more convenient. (Uber cannot drive up to the hotel as it is a municipality law because they do not pay taxes. Again, would be nice to know this at check-in.) 10. Beds aren't comfortable...definitely not a five-star resort bed (or even a four-star hotel bed). Takeaway...do not stay here unless you want to hear the same loud boring dj music from about 1pm to 10pm with the occasional violin; pay too much for a room and not much else; realize nothing is included with your stay and get overcharged for everything.
This rating is for the Craft restaurant in the hotel.
The service and food were amazing. We followed Frida's recommendations for dinner choices as she was very knowledgeable about the food and options. The owner then came to our table with wine choices and it was great . The sunset view for dinner was the perfect place to celebrate our 39 anniversary. It felt like the staff also celebrated us! Exceeded expectations!
Victor was VERY HELPFUL.
A great view and close to everything. I'd definitely recommend again!
Overpriced for what you get in my opinion.
It was $480 a night plus an additional $150 for a 3rd person. Doesn't makes sense to me why I was charged for an additional person when there is nothing included with the price of the room. The food is good but also overpriced when considering the location. The beds are not resort worthy beds. Very basic. Bedding was basic. The room as nice but not overly large. Shower was nice but little privacy. The ocean views were nice from our room and the lobby. Location is good. And now that I'm thinking about this, we drank a lot at the bar and we never got drunk .... Makes me thing their liquor is watered down since you can watch them mix your drinks.... Drinks that are very expensive btw.
We stayed here for a few days and overall the
We stayed here for a few days and overall the accommodations were nice and service was descent, but way too overpriced. Our reservations at Funk Geisha was probably the best part. Excellent food, service and right on the beach.
We love this place! From the moment we arrived we were
We love this place! From the moment we arrived we were greeted by Rene. Juliana at the from desk made sure we were well taken care of. Gaby is wonderful!! She explains everything and made sure we had everything we need! She even gave us her personal number in case we needed anything! I couldn't imagine a better experience anywhere in Cabo. A&K Juarez
Worst Resort Experience, Ever! There are many positives.
Unfortunately, there is one glaring, blaring negative. This resort could be a 5-star resort. Instead, it's a 2-star resort - starting at about 10am. There is a beach club at ME Cabo called Taboo, which is not adequately explained by the resort online or in any other marketing material. At about 10am every day, the club begins blasting RAVE music as loud as possible. You CANNOT relax by the pool or enjoy your time. This resort is a bad Las Vegas night club in Mexico. The beach club also reserves all the first row chairs around the pool. Oh, you're a paying guest of the resort, sorry! Oh, the bad music is so loud you can't even have a conversation near the pool, sorry! It's BAD!! It continues late in to the night. Like I said, there are several positives: - Incredible view - Clean, modern rooms - Free breakfast, which was delicious, many options - 4 restaurant options (though, all overpriced, limited) - Friendly housekeeping staff and good service all around except for Taboo restaurant - An excellent bracelet/ room-key concept - Good access to the beach, ocean - Close to the marina and downtown And then, the negatives: - THE BEACH CLUB IS AWFUL!!! The music alone kills the resort experience. Too loud. Awful choice of music. The Beach Club turns the resort into a very, very bad Las Vegas night club from 10am until almost midnight. For this reason alone, I would highly advise anyone reading this review to not consider this resort. You will absolutely be disappointed. I wish I could get my money back. Lesson learned. - False advertising: 4 nights for 3. Not true. - Not good room service options - The beds and pillows are not resort worthy. My wife and I never got a good night's sleep. - Restaurants are extremely pricey. - Room door was not flush. The door let in a lot of light during the night. AND, it didn't seem secure. - We couldn't use the balcony in the evening because of the BEACH CLUB. - You can't turn down the AC lower than 69 degrees, rigged by the hotel. It did get hot toward the early morning. - AC shuts down every 15 minutes or so, and it's very loud. - The BEACH CLUB dancers and/or models - as well as some of the BEACH CLUB clientele - make you feel like you're at a str1p club. - The hotel bar couldn't even make the drinks on their menu. Maybe if Melia was honest and transparent about ME Cabo having a loud BEACH CLUB that isn't for everyone, that one BIG negative could be a buyer beware kind of situation. Unfortunately, in our opinion, the BEACH CLUB was not clearly defined anywhere for us to know any better. Honestly, this was the worst resort experience in Mexico that we've ever had - and we've been to many, many Mexican resorts. We will never stay in a Melia hotel or resort ever again due to this experience. It was truly that bad!
Me Cabo was a great time! Clean resort, great rooms and
Me Cabo was a great time! Clean resort, great rooms and friendly staff. Was greeted with champagne and able to do a speedy check in with a room upgrade. Omar was a lot of hell and could text him with any questions or help with reservations. Would definitely recommend. One complaint is the food at the hotel is pretty pricey so i recommend venturing out!
I had an absolutely incredible mini vacation at ME Cabo
I had an absolutely incredible mini vacation at ME Cabo this past weekend, and I can't stop raving about it! From the moment we arrived, my daughter and I were greeted with the utmost warmth and hospitality, setting the stage for an unforgettable experience. The hotel itself was absolutely breathtaking. With its stunning vistas and opulent ambiance, it was a true feast for the senses. The staff at ME Cabo were exceptional, going above and beyond to ensure that every aspect of our stay was nothing short of perfection. What truly made this vacation exceptional was witnessing the sheer delight on my daughter's face throughout our time at ME Cabo. The hotel's dedication to creating a memorable experience for children was truly remarkable. They provided an array of engaging activities and amenities that catered to her interests, ensuring that she had an absolute blast. From the exciting pool area with its exhilarating water slides to the vibrant kids' club where she forged new friendships, there was never a dull moment for her. The dining options at ME Cabo were nothing short of extraordinary. We indulged in delectable meals that delighted both young and mature palates. The restaurant staff were incredibly accommodating and friendly, taking special care to cater to my daughter's preferences and ensuring that she had an outstanding dining experience. The overall ambiance at ME Cabo was vibrant and full of life. There were always captivating events and entertainment options available, keeping us engaged and enthralled throughout our stay. Whether it was dancing to live music or relishing the breathtaking sunset vistas, there was something to captivate guests of all ages. I wholeheartedly recommend ME Cabo for a memorable vacation. The combination of luxurious accommodations, exceptional service, and a diverse range of activities make it the perfect destination for both adults and children. My daughter and I created cherished memories that will be treasured for years to come, and we are already eagerly anticipating our next visit to ME Cabo.
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Banned from Resy for selling reservations- Do we have a rat on our hands???
I am new to this app and started off by selling a polo bar reservation and then quickly sold one more reservation. Not long after I received emails from Resy saying all my reservations are cancelled and I am being banned from Resy for life. How could this have possibly happened without a rat telling Resy that I sold the reservation. I need some advice on this situation and let’s catch the rat!
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I have a big ongoing and it also shows someone is working on my bid. Today I see there is a " Buy Instantly " option at my portfolio showing same price I've bid for a reservation. I'm a bit confused, since my money has already been deducted from my credit card for the bid, do I need to pay one more time for the Buy Instantly? If I choose Buy Instantly, can I cancel my bid ( while someone is working on it )? Thanks!
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Having hard time getting my first sale. Any advice? I just want to get the ball rolling! Thanks!
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I have a reservation for Kasama Chicago I listed but it’s not showing up because the listed opening hours are only until 3 or 4 pm. My reservation is for their dinner service at 5. Is there a way I can change the times myself?
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How long until I get a refund? Support has been slow, has anyone else experienced this?
I tried purchasing the reservation at $55 but it failed. Then I purchased it for $30 and it succeeded. However the $55 charge still went through on my card and posted
Cancelled reservations due to posting it here
Restaurants are cracking down on reservations posted on here
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What name do I say the reservation is under?
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You can only deposit $50 at a time until you earn the “Sales and Low Refund Medal” I believe. Im new to this as well but the ability to deposit more money at once and increase your amount of listings comes with that medal.
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Anyone know how increase payout transfer to bank as I can only send $50 a day and they charge $5 for every transaction. There must be a way. I’ve contacted support two days ago and not a reply.
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What do you do if reservation is an hour away and it still hasn’t been transferred? Don’t want to be embarrassed at restaurant. First time user. Thanks!
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Hey I just signed up. I'm in Kenya and I 'm looking to be a seller. Where can i get started?
Transfer
My reservation is today and my transfer is still not complete does that mean it’s not going happen ?
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My funds from first transaction were supposed to be released today at 5:30 EST. Still showing in deposit account and not main balance
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I have been waiting for name transfer on my confirmed reservation for over 24 hrs and haven’t heard anything from anyone. Also need to ask for a special table. Dinner is tmrw night. Anyone?
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What does prepaid mean. Am I paying for the reservation and than a prepaid amount. I’m looking for joes seafood in dc. All the offers are pre paid amounts ?!!
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I have some reservations coming up tomorrow that have gotten lots of views but haven’t sold yet. I haven’t made a sale yet since I just joined this week. I keep lowering the price, but am worried they won’t sell. How long did it take you to sell your first reservations? And did you have success being reimbursed by AT for no-show or cancellation fees? Just looking for a little reassurance. Thanks!
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How do I sell my when my related reservation’s restaurant does not exist on AT? Its listed as a hotel, but it also has a restaurant under the same name ‘Chiltern Firehouse’ in London
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I just bought a reservation, the money was taken from my Apple Cash. The reservation however does not show up in my portfolio
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I left my employer and need to change my email address for my account. How do I do this?
Give the best answerSeller with the Polo Bar reservation on 5/17 for 4 people
I am interested if you are willing to negotiate. Post on my wall if/when you see this.
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