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By 👻 @Dean C., 03/05/2023 3:00 am
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2/20/23Have you been to the SF location? Yes? Then don't come here. It will ruin your great memories of that beautiful restaurant (and I have many), and your loving feelings associated with the name...cuz there's ain't NO LOVE HERE.Definitely top 3 WORST EXPERIENCES in all of Napa.Sure, the food itself isn't too different than the SF location, but there couldn't be a greater difference in the caliber of their staff. I get better service from over-worked, Sunday prime time IHOP's in Bakersfield than here (nothing against Bakersfield my Bakersfieldian friends, just sayin').A few notable things:1. My kid's water had bits of vegetables floating in it. Showed waiter--he took it and never replaced it.2. Our seat was the only one not covered and it was really hot, but there was a closed canopy near by. I asked a couple waiters/waitresses to open it, and all said something like in a minute. After being run around for 20min I eventually asked the hostess who did open it then.3. Our waiter didn't say hi for 15min after being seated. Maybe more? Hell, I don't think he actually ever said anything like, "Hi."4. Table next to us appeared to have waited 30min-1hr for their next dish to come. Sat there with an empty table. I think they were on a date and maybe were mesmerized by the person in front and didn't notice until 45min went by, and given the distance between them couldn't really make out or anything to pass the CRAZY LONG TIME. Eventually their eyes did glaze over, maybe from lack of blood sugar.5. NOT A SINGLE TIME did ANY staff come by to our table during the course of our meal to see how we were doing. NOT ONCE over 2hrs. Why the F is tip required???6. Canceled a dish (Setas al Ajillo) after asking 4 times about it over the course of our 2 hour meal (mostly dead time.) Yes, I checked the timestamps of the pics. 2hrs between ordering and paying, 90% waiting for staff or food. They eventually did bring it about the same time as the check. WTF.7. After finishing all other dishes, had to ask 2x waiters 2-3x times where the F is our paella??? My kid is super picky and doesn't really like much except rice--and so he sat nearly 2hrs starving.8. They do not clear plates. Yes, this is a tapas restaurant. So eventually I had a stack of 5+ plates on the side, and no space ot eat.And the food...1. Barca $17 "bloom gin, fever tree tonic, grapefruit, juniper, red grapes & local thyme": Great fruity gin & tonic. Could use more herbal notes. 8/102. Frank Family, Chardonnay, Napa Valley, 2021 $163. Boquerones Pintxo 3.50 "Spanish white anchovies, manzanilla olives, piquillo peppers, piparra & pickled meyer lemon"4. Champinones Pintxo $3.50 "sherry braised mushrooms, san simon cheese, jamon serrano"5. Salmon Ahumado $14 "smoked slamon montadito with queso fresco and truffle honey": HOney pairing with salmon was nice, but the toast was stale and hard. 5/106. Patatas Bravas $11 "freshly dug, lightly smoked, crispy potatoes with salsa brava and garlic aioli"7. Bocadillo Cochinillo $16 "twelve hour roasted pork belly, pickled cucumber, calabrian chili aioli, house brioche": Looks like 12hrs was too long--the pork was far beyond dead and ultra dry. 3/108. Croquetas de Pollo $12 "classic chicken & English pea croquetas, crusted with chcicharron, served with cured seasonal citrus": Strangely I thought these were fish in my notes??? Well, I loved the intense flavor, creamy cheese, and pairing with blood orange. 9/109. Paella Valenciana $50 "grilled rabbit, judias blancas, roasted baby root vegetables, atop bomba rice cooked in roasted carrot soffrito, and rabbit broth": Well, as I said, had to bug them for this for 40min. Rabbit was EXTREMELY dry. And yes, I LITERALLY (as opposed to figuratively, sad I have to define this) choked on it. Sat for 10min trying to breath. 3/10HELL NO.1/5#yountville #napavalley #worstever #badservice #spanishfood #spanishcuisine #spanishtapas #paella
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